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David

The most annoying human being there can be in the planet Earth, he will backstab you and hold grudges against you for no fucking reason. He can’t get girls from how ugly he is and has the worst sense of humour and style.
“Ayo Nigerian Buddy 101 did you see david today?, because I wanna bash his head in from how much he annoyed me yesterday

“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”
by I know a annoying Samuel irl December 28, 2019
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David was a guy.

He had a pet pufferfish and a garden.
Me: Why can't David have a wand?
Seefop: You have suggested way too many David wands
Me: He's David tho
by Totally not Meat man March 21, 2021
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David is gay
Yo that man was acting like a David
by Slazeyu June 14, 2019
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David is a bully like seriously is calls me fat all the time makes up stuff about me and tell my friends I juts need to warn people please put this in he’s the worst he makes me want to end it he’s ruining my life please
DAVID LEAVE HIM ALONE !!
by Ahahzhxhgzhs April 21, 2019
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David Bad
by Oof Kings March 5, 2020
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david

has a small penis. normally sucks toes for 5 dollars. gets fucked in the ass
i fucked a man

oh so you clapped a david
by big body zaya February 24, 2019
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"Be a human,don't be a David"
by 2812a April 30, 2020
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