Cat

An awful pet

"You got a cat?"
"Yea"
"I think you mean trash"

by SPacehawk February 13, 2017

Cat

A Slang word used to represent a cigarette.

1. Yo let's smoke up some cats!
2. I bought a pack o' cats wanna smoke?
3. Pass me a cat and we'll roll out.

by <Maxpower> May 26, 2008

CATS

Cut All To Shit

used in the medical field to describe your massive trauma patients

ems

OMG!!! that person driving that car that just wreaked is CATS

by caveman757 December 20, 2008

Cat

The 'cat' I am defining is another word for vagina or p*ssy ;
Seriously...no joke.

"Dude her cat stank."
"Man for real?!"
"Hell yee-ah, bitch."

by WassupMsBooty August 4, 2009

Cat

A common pet who is often mistaken for being 'smart' when actually they're sarcastic bastards. Pretty much the opposite of a dog. You are either a cat person or a dog person - NEVER both.

They like to think they're so cute rubbing themselves against everything when they're really just whores that eat fish

1: What is that strange creatures over there?
2: Well, It can't be a dog. It keeps jumping on fences like it owns the place.
1: It must be a Cat then. Stupid bastard thinking it owns the country.
2: Little Catty Bastard.

by Alexx The Oracle March 31, 2015

Cat

Spawn of satan, who will rip you to pieces, disguised as a harmless ball of fur sometimes wearing a sombrero.

That's such a cute cat

by Olivetheolive July 27, 2014

Cat

Spawn of satan, who will rip you to pieces, disguised as a harmless ball of fur sometimes wearing a sombrero.

That's such a cute cat

by Olivetheolive July 27, 2014