Carson

Just genuily homosexual and short. He doesn’t like women.... At all. Is as straight as a circle

Why isn’t that guy talking to his girlfriend

Oh he’s a Carson

by Big sexy pizza rolls February 8, 2020

carson

he is supa cool and loves dogos, dogs will jump @ first site and

will blow little puppy minds

carson is so cool boi!!!!!!!!!!!

by bnefvejvabakcdcvevh May 15, 2019

Carson

Annoying kid that has no life. Sits in his room all day watching Netflix and eating pop tarts. When he says he’ll play video games with the boys, he just sits on YouTube with his popcorn. He is the least sexy person on the planet. He has no friends and just fingers his dog all day.

You are so annoying you act like Carson. You just pulled a Carson

by Noob skin November 23, 2021

Carson

A really nice, smart, funny guy. Outgoing and good at making friends. A relatively attractive person. Often liking people who's names also start with C, or sound familiar to their own (Ex. Chloe.) Usually has a type for blondes with blue eyes.
Also, buy the Carson mug.

Person 1: "Is that Carson?"
Person 2: "You mean Chloe's lover? Yeah, that's him."

by ..*Insert_name_here*.. March 7, 2023

Carson

Carson is that man who will always have your back no matter what. He’s a Mormon boy who has all the moves and will play w/ your head all the freakin time. If you think he’s interested ask or he will move on to the next girl in his que of baddies he’s pulled. Good at basketball but terrible at surfing.

He can roll with any situation and is great at disappearing and reappearing. He is not an Npc tho and if u say that he’ll pound u.

He also got GOD LEVELS OF RIZZ.

You: My boi Carson don stole my girl
Your Boi: Join the club foo it’s happened to everyone at this point
You: I must learn his ways
Carson(appears out of nowhere): All will be learned in due time

by BlackCaliforniaHomie December 4, 2022

Carson Cafee

A weird ass mf that likes feet and has no jaw definition

My cat likes feet and has no jawline, so we call him Carson Cafee

by April fools Carson April 1, 2021

carson

A male who is a sissy or submissive that like's getting his ass fucked, usually by a dominant woman wearing a strap on
Mistress Theresa made Phillip her Bitch Boy. Sinking her 9" rubber cock deep in his ass!

carson likes it in the ass

by yeyyyy January 4, 2020