zeno

the #1 cigarettes after sex fan in the world

person A: who's zeno?
person B: oh that's the #1 cigarettes after sex fan
person A: ohh

by xiqe February 15, 2023

Zeno's Pack

A paradoxical concept pondered by many ancient trappers and philosophers refers to the idea that before a pack can reach the first sorting facility it must go halfway first. This cycle continues until the motion of the pack "unexists."

"Zeno's Pack is an interesting concept, but I believe its fault lies in the fact that it would require space and time to be infinitely divisible."

-Cali Plug(First Smoke of The Day Podcast, 2025)

by Ilovemid February 27, 2025

Zeno

A man who likes younger females

That guy is a “Zeno” she’s literally just turned 16.

by Hairymuffman April 28, 2020

Zeno

A gay Canadian who wishes to get fucked in the ass but doesn't admit it and wants a dick to go back and forth in his asshole claiming it makes him feel good and feminine, sometimes even tries to cut off his dick so he can catfish people on the internet.

Draw: Yo Zeno what's cracking bro, wait ayo! Why you grabbing my dick... owh fuck, you're inserting it in you'r ass.. WOW!
Feels good not gonna lie 🥵..

by Fact_supplier_dwg October 24, 2025

finger zeno day

13th july is finger Zeno day when everyone gathers round to finger Zeno

“Oh hell yeah, how could I forget about finger Zeno day?”

by Zenosbiggestfan July 12, 2022

Zenos Shadow

What you call someone who knows everyone but but no-one knows them..

(Zenos Shadow) you gotten 99 smithing yet??
(random) who the hell are you!?!!?

by .,..,.,, December 24, 2008