by MichaeltranUSA May 31, 2020

The ultimate ending to a "When I were a lad" hardship story, automatically staking claim to being a victim of all the suffering and inequality that has ever occurred since the beginning of time.
When I were a lad... I was Jewish. But the anti-semites couldn't stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire Hollywood producer.
by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008

Common phrase in the online MMORPG runescape to introduce a topic which has no solid foundations and is entirely make-believe. Frequently found in Clan discussion topics on fan site Zybez to discuss topics surrounding the clan Echo Of Silence
When I was 76king with perfected x I... heard him talking about EoS selling their souls to buy bigger botnets OMG!
by Joshrogan December 24, 2010

in response to someone of attractiveness you will never reach. often used dramatically or to hype up friends
by gnbitch September 27, 2017

by roland_jay September 25, 2008

by Hdkfbdbd March 26, 2017

A way to express how strong you are. It is the most commonly used phrase in the game OMORI and it was originally said by the planet himself, Pluto. Yet Kel said it better 🙄. KEL deals more damage next turn and increases HIT RATE for his next attack. Costs 10 JUICE.
by Femboylover2 August 14, 2021
