Urking My Spindal

Bouncing on dick so hard that you're urking everywhere

I just got ass pounded so hard by Mat, he was straight up Urking My Spindal!!

by 2131312412 May 8, 2025

Urk

When someone is irritating you/ urking you and you put them in check and use the word urk

Bitch if you don’t sit tf down somewhere with that cat smelling like fish I swear you urkkk meee.

by thisisforachel1 October 23, 2019

Urk

Urk (or Urkie) is the name of the greatest being, soul, or "skepsel", that has entered your time existing on earth, or is still to come. A being that comes from love.

"Urkie, Moeks en Pappa is so bitter lief vir jou. Ek dank God Elke dag vir jou."

by eksskuus December 28, 2019

Urk Off

Masturbating to the 1989-1998 show, Family Matters. Term derived from the character Steve Urkel.

Timmy changed the channel to TBS, which at the time was playing an old episode of Family Matters. He then proceeded to Urk Off.

by Dr. Robotron 3000 September 20, 2010

Fake Urk

An urk is a mystical and extremely rare drug and is often synthetically produced but sold as if it were the real deal. Taking a Fake Urk believed to have drug-like effects—can trigger placebo-driven neurochemical responses, leading to perceived intoxication, cognitive distortions, and psychosomatic symptoms. Expectancy effects engage dopaminergic and serotonergic pathways, creating sensations of euphoria, dizziness, or relaxation despite the absence of active compounds. Repeated exposure may reinforce pseudo-dependency, demonstrating the brain’s power to generate subjective drug effects purely through belief.

After taking what he thought was a powerful hallucinogen, Mark stared at the blank wall for an hour, convinced he was seeing patterns—only to later realize he had fallen victim to Fake Urk.

by The real pahooga February 25, 2025