Ukrainian twins

Babies conceived during or after eating pierogies. Alternately, conceived on top of a plate of pierogies.

I gave birth to Ukrainian twins 40 weeks after a delicious, pierogi-fuelled roll in the hay

by Thrillhouse3412 August 11, 2023

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Ukrainian Inflation

When you nut in them so hard that they inflate, just like a balloon. They expand, up until they pop. When they pop, an explosion of semen spreads across a 10 foot radius.

"Mommy, I want a balloon!"
"Your father did too, he almost popped me with the Ukrainian Inflation."

by Nut_meme March 26, 2017

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Ukrainian Slingshot

The act of grabbing someone’s testicles from behind and pulling them back till they sling forward.

“Yo Jonathan gave Timmy the old Ukrainian slingshot in the locker room.”

by Ball slingshot September 10, 2023

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Ukrainian Victory

A term used by western leaders and other imbeciles to describe, what is in fact, a Russian Victory

“Scholz said that Ukraine will join the EU after the Ukrainian victory over Russia” ahhh that means it’s a Russian Victory I see what you did their Silly German sausage!

by Aussiepotato May 23, 2023

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Ukrainian Corkscrew

A sexual act involving chalk, a ceiling fan and a Ukrainian gymnast.

Alex - "Bro, I think my dick broke last night when Yulia gave me a Ukrainian Corkscrew"
Bro - "Did you use any lube?"
Alex- "Does chalk count?"

by Another Ukrainian July 13, 2015

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When a guy fucks a girl in her vagina while standing up and holding her ankles and lifting her up and down like a jackhammer. Whilst moving up and down the girl gives a guy ,who is laying down, a blowjob.

John gave Susie a Ukrainian jackhammer whilst she blew Andrew.

by saldkkjsldlkjfsdllfsadlfkjsdfl January 6, 2010

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