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Totter

An absolute idiot/moron/bitch/twat who's most likely obsessed with tots!
*someone hits your car with theirs*
You out of the car window: "oi! You fucking totter!"
by Ley H March 9, 2023
mugGet the Tottermug.

Devils teeter totter

The toilets at the office bathroom often share a common wall where all plumbing is contained. Occasionally, you can be sitting on a toilet, when you can hear a feint sound of a door shutting and being locked in the opposite sex’s bathroom. Then, as the opposite sex person sits on their toilet, you may feel your toilet raise up again to offset the weight of theirs on the other side of the wall. This is what is known as the devil’s teeter totter.
Listen to what happened to Billy. His boss ordered in enchiladas for Richard’s 50th birthday. Of course, that stuff needed to be evacuated within an hour. When he was shitting in the men’s room, that fat bitch Jackie went to take a shit also. She sat down, and the old devils teeter totter launched ole Bill 2 feet in the air.
by Kung fu Jim May 24, 2021
mugGet the Devils teeter tottermug.

The Teeter Totter

When 3 men or a sissy have 2 of the men facing one in the middle and the one in the middle with his back up gets rocked back and fourth on both men's penis.
I'm so horny rn I'm about to The Teeter Totter on that bussy dawg.
by Crispy Moist March 26, 2022
mugGet the The Teeter Tottermug.

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