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Picking Up The Phone

Referring to when an ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, or someone crazy person that you know calls, and you really shouldn't answer, but you do.

It means, making a big mistake.
'Tommy really picked up the phone last night when he dropped the ball during the big game'

'Man, that ugly girl in class said hi to me, and I really picked up the phone. Now she wont leave me alone'

'Stop picking up the phone, and move on!'
by have a heart October 16, 2008
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bone through the phone

to sexually talk to someone through the phone and telling the other what you want to do to them at the moment. pretend like your having sex but talking on the phone.
dude: yo girll i wanna hit that so badd. i wud just shove my dick in yo my mouth and have you work.
i wanna bone through the phone to you.

Chick: oh yeahhh baby i wanna deepthroat rightt now.
by gatorhator June 16, 2009
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Put Willy on the phone!

When you want to talk to someone who knows what the fuck is going on here. Most often used when a frustrating situation arises, when dealing with an incredibly stupid person, or if you're just haveing a bad day in general.
(in the drive-thru)
Speaker: Place your order whenever you're ready.

Patron: Uh, I'll have a #5 with no onions and a Coke. Two double-cheeseburgers without pickles and a large french fry.

Speaker: Go ahead and order whenever you're ready, Ma'am.

Patron: Fuck! Put Willy on the phone!
by DuchessWise August 31, 2010
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Chekin' the phone

The act of vacating the immediate area in order to pass wind.
*i gotta be chekin' the phone*
ffffftttt
by Pynapil September 16, 2009
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eating the phone

Typically an aussie rules football coach does this when they are very upset or about to lose big time
by Lord Beezer March 27, 2020
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use the phone

euphamism for needing to take an immediate, emergency-level wicked, gnarly shit.

Originated from an incident where a very distant acquaintance went to a friend's brand new house (they had just moved in,) took their portable house telephone, and christened their basement bathroom by taking a long and very stinky shit while making several long-distance phone calls.
Person1: Dude! Pull over, I need to use the phone!
Person2: Dude! We're almost there! Just hold it for half an hour and we'll be at Jake's house. You can make your phone call there.
Person1: Dude! This is gonna be long-distance! Pull Over NOW!
<20 minutes later Person2 emerges from the first toilet to be found on the side of the road>
Person2: Dude. Hope the next tool passing through doesn't need TP.
Person1: Dude?! <shakes head with disgust and pulls back onto the road>
by 1.tonie May 12, 2008
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on the phone

Last night I was on the phone for over an hour.
by T.D.Bag May 23, 2011
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