lachlan

The guy who always sits around and does nothing while his "friends" do all his work for him.

OMG, his name is actually Lachlan

by Kyle345 November 16, 2016

lachlan

Someone who likes to admire the size of male dogs testicles

Lachlan: "Wow look at the size of Rosco's balls. THEY'RE HUGE!!!!"

by L337 H4X0R March 15, 2003

Lachlan

Usually a short boy with a small dick. This name is for the whitest of white boys and is usually used for kids with a shitty past and future.

Do you know that lachlan kid? The one with a small dick? Yeah that one

by Mia Enh November 7, 2019

Lachlan

simply the fattest cock no cap

lachlans HUGE cock is out!!!

by chode smoker69 March 23, 2022

Lachlan

A humble, sweet guy who always tries to make a situation better. He is very smart, but pretends not to be and enjoys sticking his tongue out when taking selfies. Soft, pretty boy with nice eyebrows and a soft complexion. He may seem like a good boy at first but he is very messed up sexually, very well endowed.

Oh? Lachlan? The one who stays in his room all day swiping through dating apps?

by Lachlan Philbey February 3, 2021

Lachlan

Lachlan seems like a very chill person and has a amazing sense of humour, however he has a problem with buying Uber eats. he also likes to play tricks on people and play video games. he is also really good with technology and exploiting social media such as instagram been used to trick his mates into doing stuff that they will forever be made fun of for. Lachlan is also into sports usually starting with non team sports e.g karate or swimming but will participate and enjoy Team sports such as Basketball.

Jett: bro my wifi is so shit its not working i'm lagging so much
Ashton: You are probably been Dossed by Lachlan.

by ashton got catfished April 12, 2020

Lachlan

Lachlan is just the best person ever. Hes got a huge cock and lots of money and everyone wants to be him. There have been reports of people praying to lachlan instead of jesus.

Oh heavenly father, lachlan, please grant me the strength to slay puss and be a sick cunt.

by Definitelynotlachlan November 22, 2021