by Kyle345 November 16, 2016

by L337 H4X0R March 15, 2003

Usually a short boy with a small dick. This name is for the whitest of white boys and is usually used for kids with a shitty past and future.
by Mia Enh November 7, 2019

A humble, sweet guy who always tries to make a situation better. He is very smart, but pretends not to be and enjoys sticking his tongue out when taking selfies. Soft, pretty boy with nice eyebrows and a soft complexion. He may seem like a good boy at first but he is very messed up sexually, very well endowed.
by Lachlan Philbey February 3, 2021

by chode smoker69 March 23, 2022

Someone with a big Dick.
Girl: damn lachlan thats a big dick
Person 1: do you see that lump in lachlans pants
Person 2: i know it's massive
Person 1: do you see that lump in lachlans pants
Person 2: i know it's massive
by Deez nuts ha got him December 1, 2020

Lachlan is the type of person who is friendly and loyal to other people. He is the one kid who is positive and cheerful every single day. His happy attitude is what makes people have a good day. He is also the hard-working person who tries to get stuff done. However, as nice as he is, Lachlan is one person who you should not ever antagonise due to his sensitive nature. If provoked, he will be prone to very powerful outbursts that makes you wish that you never existed.
Person 1: Do you see this kid over here?
Person 2: Oh yes, that's Lachlan. He's a nice and happy kid who will have your back.
Person 1: What happens if someone provokes him?
Person 2: If you antagonise him in anyway, he'll make sure that you wished that you never existed. He has a large temper that terrifies people. So whatever you do, just be nice to him.
Person 2: Oh yes, that's Lachlan. He's a nice and happy kid who will have your back.
Person 1: What happens if someone provokes him?
Person 2: If you antagonise him in anyway, he'll make sure that you wished that you never existed. He has a large temper that terrifies people. So whatever you do, just be nice to him.
by ColonelSummers April 29, 2021
