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Brown the Chicken

To indulge in condomless Anal Sex with a loving companion, wife or casual acquaintance of indeterminate sexual preference and/or rather questionable morality.
"I say it's starting to smell likes it drying out back there" quieried young Oscar presently.
"Don't you worry my lad, you Brown the Chicken very nicely I assure you and I feel the basting coming on soon enough" replied the Arch Deacon of Tilfords Pump.

Excerpt taken from The Legend of Paul Whicker the tall Vicar, Fallen Angel Press, Soho, London. 1888.
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what the chicken

josh's favourite phrase, don't ask who josh is, josh is josh
"hey i fell off a bridge today"
"WHAT THE CHICKEN?!?!?"
by onlineboredom March 24, 2023
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fuck the chicken

To accidentally slip up and say the wrong thing on camera or before a large public group; more specifically, to accidentally say a forbidden word (usually "fuck") on the air or in a place where it is forbidden.

From an on-air gaffe made by Ernie Anastos of WNYW-TV in New York on 16 September 2009, when he accidentally told a fellow anchorman to "keep fucking that chicken."
"Did you see last night's SNL? That new girl totally fucked the chicken."

"Slash is an old chickenfucker from way back. Jim Morrison used to fuck the chicken a lot. I think Bono fucked a chicken or two in his day, too."
by Blackie Stark October 3, 2009
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Choking the chicken

Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"
Example; Yo, what's up man?

Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?

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Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
by Kazakov.Ru October 31, 2018
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pass the chicken mother focker

final and last straw, an outbreak of anger telling someone u had enough of the hustle
im sick of your shiet, pass the chicken mother focker
by orange cafe April 8, 2007
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Hood on the Chicken

A colloquialism used to refer to the act of donning a condom. Loosely interpreted, the "chicken" is a gender approximation of a "rooster" aka a "cock". The "hood" is a covering, of which a latex condom may be inferred.

It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.
Doug: "Good night Grandma, it was great to see you at the family reunion with my nieces. I'm leaving, going over to my girlfriend's house."
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"
by Pale Rider August 26, 2020
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Break the chicken

Getting the party started or getting people to go crazy. Refers to the in The Crucible where Abigail Williams struck the chicken againts the ground and drank its blood sending the girls into a frenzy in which they danced and stripped uncontrollably. It can also be used to describe when a people are acting unrational or uncontrollable.
(while people are going crazy) Who broke the chicken?

Steve broke the chiken, now its getting crazy.

This party is boring, lets break the chicken
by English 11 October 21, 2011
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