Temporal Torpedo

Used by fans of Star Trek to emphasize great sex. Giving someone a temporal torpedo means it was so amazing, that they forgot how to even tell time.
1. "I gave it to my girl so hard last night she had to show me her watch and ask ME what time it was"
2. "ahh...gave her the Temporal Torpedo, huh?!"
by BrayIsTheWay August 04, 2022
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Temporal Mourning

Fleeting feels trip down memory lane; big yearning vibes for epic experiences, flexed or otherwise. The pine for Rose-tinted A E S T H E T I C, or of the retro-future that leaves us asking "What if?"
As I stared at the grainy VHS footage of 90's Japan, wishing I was there, a wave of temporal mourning washed over me
by I_Can_Haz_Memories March 24, 2025
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Temporal scavenger

Someone who wastes too much time on studying the personal histories of people they'll never meet to the point that it affects their existence.
Begone temporal scavenger dog, go lick someone else's clock floor!
by slacketstew October 21, 2019
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