tank

A fat bastard. One who is severly disfigured in the midsection.

John's getting so fat, he looks like a tank!

by phil March 2, 2003

tank

Used by annoying noobs in Ragnarok Online that are too lazy to level themselves. Will usually take all the loot and run away once they get to the level they want. If you're lucky you might get a "thx" out of them.

Damn noobs.

tank plz ! i pay zenies

by Angeling December 29, 2003

tank

to urinate excessively

He really needed to tank after he did five beer bongs.

by Rolls August 17, 2004

tank

tank is a fat whore and goes to brentwood school. He was involved with a girl who has a moley pussy. He is a great guy but has balls smaller than a sparrows. Everyone loves him, even though he is gay

James Tanquarey
O jesus u are such a tank
wayne shaves his bum hole

by christoff January 20, 2005

tank

Hattie Hill.

Alex got squashed by a tank.

by bugger off May 26, 2003

tank

1. (noun) a person who is so unbelievable masculine, strong ,brave or ballsy.

2. Also a person who has performed an unfathomable action (positive)

Guy 1: Dude, I just scored that chick over there!
Guy 2: Ah, you tank!

Guy 1: I just done a 1000 press ups!
Guy 2: You Tank!

by procrastinater... October 22, 2009

tank

female that eats more than any person known and enjoys telling details of what she eats to guys

Dude...kathy is a TANK!

by D. Willy May 18, 2003