squizzle 

Squizzle (verb) - To flail about like a caffeinated octopus while trying to avoid adult responsibilities, often resulting in a spectacular display of awkwardness and laughter from onlookers.

THE WORD AND DEFINITION ARE A JOKE MAKE BY AI (GPT-4o mini)

When the alarm went off on Monday morning, I squizzled out of bed, flopping around like a fish out of water, desperately trying to find my coffee.

squizzle by Bumblefuzz McSnortle August 15, 2025