Seltzer water Lesbian

A female that walks into the bar with a 42oz Stanley cup of Seltzer water and a double of Don (no straw) sipping. Tore up already!

Damn Neef walked in the bar she Seltzer water lesbian drunk!

by Seltzer water lesbian February 01, 2024

orange seltzer

Trumps nickname when he gets too drunk.

yea, he's right orange seltzer is trumps drunk nickname.

by jack malack May 06, 2020

Alka Seltzer

A post prandial application of marijuana, swats , joint, after a good meal

Now that we don’t have the munchies anymore let’s have an Alka Seltzer , let’s vape wax !

by Zarendargar November 08, 2021

Seltzer girl

A boy who prefers seltzers over beers

Who is the guy who brought all of the seltzers?

Oh thats connor the seltzer girl.

by Turbobunny14 May 23, 2022