The situation when somebody has this new partner and want to impress their friends by telling about how good they are at sex. While everybody knows for sure it is fake.
They ate my pussy for 40 minutes straight! 40 minutes of eating pussy, guess you can never find someone that will do that for you.
by joannangel April 8, 2022
by DeeAnde7 July 14, 2019
Boy: I’m about to go to my girl house
Friend: what y’all finna do
Boy: I’m bout to eat her pussy didn’t you hear tomorrow is national eat pussy day
Friend: what y’all finna do
Boy: I’m bout to eat her pussy didn’t you hear tomorrow is national eat pussy day
by GucciFlippFlopps June 26, 2019
Forest: “I’m going to Christiana’s house tomorrow.”
Emily: “To do what?”
Forest: “Imma eat her out didn’t you hear tomorrow’s National Eat Pussy Day!”
Emily: “To do what?”
Forest: “Imma eat her out didn’t you hear tomorrow’s National Eat Pussy Day!”
by JuiceWorld June 24, 2018
A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
by Russessabagina December 15, 2009
October 19th is national eat pussy day and the girls and guys get together even if you don’t know each other.
Happy eating pussy day !
Happy eating pussy day !
by Jacksnsmith October 19, 2020
October 19th is national eat pussy day and the girls and guys get together even if you don’t know each other.
Happy eating pussy day !
Happy eating pussy day !
by Jacksnsmith October 19, 2020