protean shake

A guys cum. Cum is suppose to be made of protean, so it is a joke, relateing to a mileshake made out of cum.

A girl gave her boyfriend oral sex, when he came in her mouth, she drank a protean shake.

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Dirty protein shaker

While having anal sex, you pull out before you cum and proceed to spunk on her tits as she jerks you off .

"Dude, she let me pull a dirty protein shaker last night. I think it's love "

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