Narcolepsy

Someone who snitches, but only when they are asleep.

Sean would never tell, unless he falls asleep. He was diagnosed with narcolepsy a year ago.

by Damn, Dan July 6, 2016

Narcolepsy

When all you do is sleep around

All she does is have sex with everyone. Does she have narcolepsy?

by The Beast Master Fresh December 3, 2017

Narcolympics

Doing something (or activities) that requires athletic skills, while under the influence of drugs, that you usually wouldn't do while sober.

Darryn : My girlfriend got us weed and after we smoked it I immediately started doing some crazy stuff. Apparently I was jumping over the furniture and trying to climb the bathroom door.

Tyler : dude, sounds like you were in the narcolympics

by DarkEmpress May 21, 2021