Seed mucus

The art of spreading careless DNA into the mouth of an individual ; and a sneeze by said individual occurs, thus producing Seed Mucus!!
Damn this seed mucus! My boyfriend totally ejaculated in my mouth when I was in the middle of a sneezing fit! Now instead of just phlegm I have this seed mucus.
by Twice over June 22, 2018
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mucus slinger

When one flings it's mucus from the mucus membrane of the nasal cavity on to someone or something intentionally
I was a mucus slinger at my girlfriend after she took my last crack rock
by Murdockou812 May 25, 2024
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Mucus molly

The most dangerous weapon known to man, a mucus filled jar which would probably infect anyone with coronavirus-19. Preferably dropped on covid deniers and people protesting covid regulations at hospitals
"What will we do about these pesky anti-covid protesters?"
*swills* *screws lid*
"Taken care of it"
"How???"
"Mucus molly."
by whoahthere January 04, 2021
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Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.
Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...
by SourceConsciousness December 08, 2019
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Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce

why would you do this
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS A PARODY
Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste
by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025
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