instant mayan

when you press down real hard on your testicle and instantly flip it right in to a woman's vagina

Hey Chris you know that chick at the bar last night? I gave her an instant mayan.

by sudoadrian November 1, 2011

the mayan pyramid

It is when you get your dick sucked and your ass ate (or your pussy ate and as ate dealers choice) at the same time.

Bro, I was the top of the Mayan pyramid last night it was awesome.

by coolesthentai July 7, 2023