jive turkey

tofu turkey, tofurkey

We are having a vegan thanksgiving with jive turkey and all the fixings!

by jilmn November 03, 2010

jive turkey

another word for 'cool' or 'happenin' or 'my brother'

whats up jive turkey?

by katherine marie! =] April 15, 2006

What it is jive turkey?

A salutation or a manner of saying hello to a good friend. Remember though, the person must be a jiving fool and must respond with a cool and smooth response.

Nick: Yo, what it is jive turkey?
Danny: Whats up you sucker MC.
Nick: Damn, you are cool and smooth.

by Nick Val. November 08, 2007

Jive Turkey

someone who doesnt grind and cant do anything right

"OMG, bret's such a jive turkey"

by 2k72 June 23, 2016

Stuffed jive turkey

When on thanksgiving day, you are brutally and against your will bent over a couch and ravaged by 13 or more black or hispanic men for several hours, each leaving some nut inside you until you are stuffed like a turkey.

Chris: Hey man how is your girlfriend doing?

Tommy: Dude she was a stuffed jive turkey last Wednesday, I kicked the bitch to the curb

by Young ballsack April 27, 2017

Jive Turkey

Someone who is super jive'n

Lee is such a jive turkey.

by jive around October 17, 2010

Autistic Jive Turkey

Someone who is really stupid and tries to tell you lies that you will never believe

"ALVIN YOUR A FUCKING AUTISTIC JIVE TURKEY!" screamed Cam.

by Ryan Mulhern August 16, 2008