Doing a Janine

Doing a Janine refers to spilling food on oneself.

Oh shit, I've spilled sauce on myself!
Ha ha, you've done a Janine!
Yep, I'm doing a Janine.

by DarronK December 27, 2011

na-janine tugonon

verb. (na-janin tugoh-non)
when your GF/BF breaks up with you, and he/she is proud to tell the whole world about it.

Bro1: Bro I heard na-janine tugonon ka daw?
Bro2: Yes bro, and it hurts so much! seriously? why tell the whole world?

by Tapum April 19, 2013

De'Aundra Janine

Born August 27th 1987 in Honolulu, HI. She is a fashionista, Hair Dreeser, Mak-up artist, and stylist. She is beautiful, educated, succcesful, ambitious, a litlle hood but far from ghetto.

I saw De'Aundra Janine at the mall, she's such a fashionista!
I had an early photoshoot, and De'Aundra Janine was perfect onhair & make-up!

by deaunholi December 17, 2010

Take a Janine

To shit in the shower and leave enough corn nibkets to make an entire cob.

Fuck man, I felt myself about to drop a deuce. So I ran to the shower and had to take a Janine.

by StevieRobbo August 1, 2024

Janine

Stinky, don’t let the water in their ass crack in the shower
Watch Mr. Beast
Quit their jobs without 2 week notice

Wow! Janine is stinky that girl never washed her ass crack.

by DKSexual14 November 22, 2021

Janine

A captivating soul, embodies a symphony of extraordinary qualities. Her kindness is a beacon, illuminating the paths of those fortunate enough to cross it. With an infectious laughter that resonates like a cherished melody, Janine effortlessly creates an atmosphere of joy and warmth.

She’s kind, selfless, caring, gorgeous, perfect.

Her smile precious and her voice like a song, her beauty immeasurable and her smile like seeing a star up close. Her eyes sparkle like the night sky.

She’s the person you want to go on late night drives with listening to “3 Daqat” sipping on mochas till the sun rises, as you sit there watching the sunrise and comparing it to her eyes as she smiles at you radiating warmth and happiness.

“Hey who’s that person that you watched X factor auditions and laughed with last night?” “Oh that’s Janine, isn’t she great?”

by Prince&oats February 5, 2024

Janine Date

When you and your girl go on a date and her mom comes too, but it's ok because she pays for everything.

Bro me and my girl had plans but then her mom came and turned it into a Janine Date.

by _chroobs_ April 19, 2017