When saying "I don't give a fuck", you have to say it with your whole chest.
*I don't give a fuck that I smoke too many cigarettes
*I don't give a fuck how many treats I eat in a day
*I don't give a fuck what the background information is
*I don't give a fuck if you want Observations in the report
*I don't give a fuck that I smoke too many cigarettes
*I don't give a fuck how many treats I eat in a day
*I don't give a fuck what the background information is
*I don't give a fuck if you want Observations in the report
I don't give a fuck what you said in the meeting, I'm not writing more than 4 sentences in my asbestos report!
by Hawkeye6262 September 14, 2023
such as the words "I do not give a shit" but this one is more subtle (very suitable for children under 18 years old)
An older person: Hey kid, did your parents never taught manners? why language like that?
Small children: I don't give a sheep sir. I think you are too stupid.
Small children: I don't give a sheep sir. I think you are too stupid.
by soundbreak February 9, 2014
by persondudeman January 5, 2011
Commonly used to say 1. not caring or :) 2. not giving the gender on a form because another word for fuck is sex and sex is gender.
ex 1.
Idiot 1:"You forgot to put your sex on the form?"
Idiot 2:"I don't give a fuck." or "I don't give a sex."
Idiot 1:"0.o." "WAAAA?"
ex 2.
Idiot 2:"You forgot the pizza!"
Idiot 1:"I don't give a fuck!"
Idiot 1:"You forgot to put your sex on the form?"
Idiot 2:"I don't give a fuck." or "I don't give a sex."
Idiot 1:"0.o." "WAAAA?"
ex 2.
Idiot 2:"You forgot the pizza!"
Idiot 1:"I don't give a fuck!"
by Kelly Jacksow June 17, 2013
An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.
Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.
by ChronicClub August 19, 2016
Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
by zackgee March 23, 2016
Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.
by chiet December 11, 2013