After the act of bare back anal sex with an uncircumcised penis and finding shit under your foreskin.
I fucked Terri in the arse last night raw and when I went to clear my dick I found a sneaky hitchhiker.
by •BIGGIE• December 30, 2020
by Red Bearded Dragon January 04, 2016
The Angry Hitchhiker is a move used during sex by the man to stimulate his girl. It's done as the two are slipping into position to 69. It involves the man sticking his thumb in the vagina of his lady when her backside is exposed to him. The man then thrusts his thumb back and forth ferociously, just like a hitchhiker does when they are mad that they haven't received a ride yet. Typically happens when one honks or waves when going by the hitchhiker.
Adam and Sandra were getting it on. Adam suggested 69 and Sandra moved into position. When she got in place and was giving Adam head, Adam inserted his thumb into Sandra's pussy and gave her the Angry Hitchhiker. She sucked him off like never before.
by Robert MacDonald January 22, 2017
When a man's penis curves upward when he gets a boner, similar to the way in which a hitchhiker's thumb curves.
Dude, in this porn I just saw, the guy had to attack from a crazy angle because of his hitchhiker's dick.
by fireblitz January 23, 2011
When your wife,girlfriend or significant other bends, over you sneak behind them. While they are bent over,go between their legs and using your hitchhiker thumb start from the crotch to the rear saying " Need a ride".
by Mattslappy September 20, 2013
by Dr. Yapoo February 16, 2005
Another expression for male masturbation. This beautiful metaphore describes the movement of one's hand while performing this amusing activity.
1- Do you have something to do this sunday afternoon?
2- I'll do the laundry, call my parents and then some hitchhiking to the sky
2- I'll do the laundry, call my parents and then some hitchhiking to the sky
by BluesRocker May 12, 2011