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Heterosexual

“Why is it that heterosexuals endlessly mistreat homosexuals when heterosexuals are the ones giving birth to the future serial killers of the world? They’re always humiliating homosexuals without ever pulling out the mirror and pondering for a very long time (something many homosexuals do when they go through their existential crisis after dealing with so much homophobia). Heterosexuals are going to pay for their evil. They try to lessen someone’s righteous anger by yelling cheap/overused statements like, ‘We love you!’ — heterosexuals don’t love anybody, but themselves. These are superficial words and they don’t prove their love. Their definition of love is forcing someone to be straight... but the moment a gay man hits on a straight man, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE and people act like Mother Teresa crawled out of her grave with an AK-47 to kill everyone in sight because she realised that she wasted TOO MUCH TIME on a sadistic human race that never changes... BECAUSE OF HETEROSEXUALS.”
by Patricia Jenkins September 25, 2018
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Heterosexual

A disease with unfortunately has NO cure 😔 the unnatural attraction of a man to a woman and vice versa caused by satan himself
Did you hear!? John has heterosexual!
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biromantic heterosexual

when someone is romantically attracted to both female and males but is also sexually attracted to the opposite gender
Guy 1: Hey, look! it's that girl you were talking about!
Girl 2: Yea but I'm only attracted to her romantically. I'm biromantic to both guys and gals but also heterosexual to guys. I'm biromantic heterosexual
by redglare December 8, 2016
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Compulsory heterosexuality

When somebody experiences "attraction" to the opposite gender because that expectation has been pushed on them by the patriarchal society, this is quite often experienced by lesbians. It is quite difficult to distinguish between your own feelings and those which you are expected to feel.
I don't know if I am really attracted to Harry Styles or it is just compulsory heterosexuality because I do think I am a lesbian.
by Iamagaylikeyou December 30, 2018
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heterosexual panromantic

A person who is sexually attracted to people of the opposite gender, but romantically attracted to any gender and/or orientation.
She's heterosexual panromantic, so she'll only sleep with guys. However, she will date boys, girls, or nonbinary people.
by Supreme Baritone Goddess May 17, 2016
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heterosexual-biromantic

If someone is heterosexual-biromantic, it means they can fall in love with either gender, but are only attracted sexually to the opposite.
Person: Oh, I'm heterosexual-biromantic!
Other person: Oh, cool.
by HeyLookAPotato September 15, 2017
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heterosexual lifemate

"My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Silent Bob"
Jay and Silent Bob
by tandre October 4, 2008
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