I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.

Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.

by Rikstir May 30, 2025

Flying Monkeys

Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.

Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”

“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!

by Lord Tracey April 6, 2023