Flurp

A wet noodle type of person. They suck the energy out of the room, a total buzzkill. Whenever you are at your highest, a flurp takes you to your lowest.

I wanted to smoke another bowl, but that flurp wouldn't let me!

by WETPUP January 28, 2017

Flurping

The act of Edging for a set amount of time before you shit yourself

Bro you gotta try flurping it was crazy!

by Masterbaiter42 January 8, 2025