E + M

Probably the best couple on the planet, both definitely listen to the same love songs (Eslabon Armado) and dedicate songs to each other on their snapchat stories.

Damn, E + M are such a good couple.

by medalyn<3 October 20, 2021

E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.

Erotic, Mentally Painful, Moist, Drunk, Rape, Role, Play

When engaged in involuntary erotic roleplay while under the influence by someone online while in Virtual Reality.

I saw someone engaged you in EMPMDRRP last night while you were passed out in the Black Cat on VRChat. E. M. P. M. D. R. R. P.

by WrittenWroten August 22, 2021

E~X~E~R~U~S~A~B~I~C~I~C~L~E~T~A~E~X~E~@~G~M~A~I~L~.~CO~M

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😱:E~X~E~R~U~S~A~B~I~C~I~C~L~E~T~A~E~X~E~@~G~M~A~I~L~.~CO~M

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

kate e m

the prettiest and sweetest girl ever. the funniest person who will always make you laugh. the type of person who will dance randomly and who’s smile lights up a room. she’s shy when you first meet her but opens up soon after. so pretty with long brown hair and blue grey eyes. she’s insecure but literally the prettiest person at her school. it’s not just her looks that are so great. she’s amazingly smart and doesn’t skip class to be cool. she puts in all her effort into everything she does- from relationships to academics. in addition to this, she’s an amazing athlete. she will wake up at 5am if she has to do to get in her weekly mileage, and loves the feeling of being in the gym. kate is the sweetest girl ever, and is a beam of light. she lights up any room she is in, and everything’s better with her. i could stay up until 2 am texting her. she is the best girl ever and honestly a baddie. i love kate.

“bro did you see that beautiful girl gawd damn”
“oh that’s just kate e m.”

by urmommu March 18, 2023

z w e e m babababa

z w e e m babababa is funny meme lmaoo laugh out loud funny dog look scrumbulated babababa

guy1: "i was looking at funny memes on breakingbadfunny.com"

guy2: "bro thats dumb asf i found better meme lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!11!1!!1!1!"

guy1: "bro what is it??!?!?!?/!!??1!11"

guy3: "z w e e m babababa"

by DeeboTheGoose January 20, 2023

E to the M to the O

E to the M to the O, where do we begin? Well we do know a little German. Dick und kurz.

A wizard. Someone who thinks it's funny to hurt animals. Will be driving with your room mate on the freeway in a town far away so he won't be seen, completely unaware that you saw him. He will then speed to your apartment complex, drop her off (where she'll pretend to be asleep) and follow you around the parking lot until you park and get out. Damage control.

E to the M to the O also enjoys learning about you so he can go to others and betray you.

If you try to get away from him, hell stalk you. If you show affection he'll call you a stalker.

E to the M to the O once confessed that he had dug a hole. Was that a body sized hole? Did he do that before or after he went to the massage parlor?

All in all you'd be best advised to keep your distance. Or he'll get his burning man friend in on it too.

E to the M to the O lives a double life.

by Getabuttjobsoitsperky October 13, 2025