The hottest couple you will ever meet. Noah is funny and such a goofball and Destinee is loving and passionate. they make the perfect couple
by Jill–24 May 8, 2022
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by Breezy07 October 27, 2021
Get the Destinee mug.Destinee is one of the best people to have a friend. She is very photogenic and blinds people by her lethal face card. Also, her smile makes you smile, her laugh you laugh, and her devotion to the Lord makes you want to be close to Him than ever before. When you see her, your heart grows warm because you know that since the day you met her, she has changed you for the better. Made you love yourself even more, and showed you how someone who is your beat friend should really act. You can never forget her, even if you had your brain removed and switched with a plastic one that has no memories whatsoever. A Destinee makes you feel at home, she acts with love, and her love is so mighty that you think your heart is consuming your body. If your name is Destinee, and you are reading this, just know, you make a lasting impact (good) on people’s lives. It was my “destiny” to meet you. ❤️
by ItIsReallyMe May 25, 2025
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A sad lapdance given by a past her prime stripper. Not as flexible as she once was, with zero enthusiasm and clearly going through the motions. It often results in asking for a refund and hitting the buffet for riblets one last time before going home to your disappointing marriage and worthless ass kids.
Jeff: How was it?
Dave: It wasn't worth it. A real "dirty destinee". I changed into Sweatpants for nothing.
Jeff:You going to ask for a refund?
Dave: Nah. Let's just hit the buffet and go.
Jeff: I fucking love riblets.
Dave: It wasn't worth it. A real "dirty destinee". I changed into Sweatpants for nothing.
Jeff:You going to ask for a refund?
Dave: Nah. Let's just hit the buffet and go.
Jeff: I fucking love riblets.
by SkiddilyDoo February 29, 2024
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