In homage to the late great Bruce Lee, stems the origin of the somewhat dated joke:
"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."
...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
"Chuck Norris only lives by one rule: No Asian Chicks."
...Bruce Lee being the only man to have ever kicked Chuck Norris' ass.
Whining: "But Bruce Lee only beat Chuck Norris in a movie! It wasn't real!"
Response: "Get a life, nerd."
Response: "Get a life, nerd."
by Charles B. Lee-Norris. January 6, 2008
Get the Bruce Leemug. by Crusty Lasagna May 27, 2016
Get the Bruce Leemug. by pitheavenger July 11, 2009
Get the Bruce Leemug. Term used when a female has hard nipples. Origin comes from "nip", which is a short derogatory term for people of Japanese ancestry or common derogatory term for anyone of Asian/Oriental descent (Bruce Lee was Asian, specifically Chinese and had rock hard muscles)
by Charles Hong August 6, 2006
Get the Bruce Leesmug. Invariably, the greatest, most kickass martial artist in the world, hands down. The only one better is Solid Snake, and he isn't real. One statement says it all: Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris in mortal combat, true story, no competition, 'nuff said.
Quote: "It's like a finger, pointing its way to the moon!"
"You're about to find out how Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris - because I'm about to replicate that scene on your ass!!"
"You're about to find out how Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris - because I'm about to replicate that scene on your ass!!"
by amp5208 February 3, 2010
Get the Bruce Leemug. by Endless Shadow December 20, 2003
Get the bruce leemug. by CaveTroll8 November 24, 2010
Get the Bruce Leemug.