A stupid combination of the word “associate” and acronym “ID” to designate an employee’s ID in a database table. It’s not even a primary key cause the company sucked so much at database design.
Old employee of crap company: “hey John what’s your assid?”
New employee of crap company: “???”
Old employee: “Your ASS ID”
New employee: “My booty belongs to me! You can’t have it! I quit!”
New employee of crap company: “???”
Old employee: “Your ASS ID”
New employee: “My booty belongs to me! You can’t have it! I quit!”
by anonymous June 20, 2022
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