by Jaws Elevator February 15, 2021
Get the Zjierbmug. A term coined by brian david gilbert. Zjierb (noun: zjierbness) is "that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected".
Brian: *opens pickle jar* *bites into pickle that's a little squishier than he expected* *contentedly chewing*
Brian: I feel... zjierb
Karen: *bites into pickle that's a little squishier than she expected*
(Both simultaneously): Zjierbness
Brian: I feel... zjierb
Karen: *bites into pickle that's a little squishier than she expected*
(Both simultaneously): Zjierbness
by apuddingbasin February 16, 2021
Get the zjierbmug. That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected. The feeling isn't disgust, that's incorrect, it's not disappointment, we know what disappointment feels like, anger is not the specific feeling that you feel, it's... zjierb. zjierbness
"That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected, what's that called?"
"zjierb."
"zjierb."
by OatsieANDOodles February 15, 2021
Get the zjierbmug. Person 1: Hey, How are those pickles
Person 2: A bit too soft
Person 1: I bet you're feeling pretty zjierb right now
Person 2: I am
Person 2: A bit too soft
Person 1: I bet you're feeling pretty zjierb right now
Person 2: I am
by Ryalza February 16, 2021
Get the zjierbmug. The feeling of contentment mixed with slight existential depression.
Like when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than expected.
Like when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than expected.
Person1: Hey dude! How's lockdown going?
Person2: IDK man, sitting on my computer for 14 hours then sleeping for 16, I'm just zjierb. What about you?
Person1: Same bro, just Zjierb
Person2: IDK man, sitting on my computer for 14 hours then sleeping for 16, I'm just zjierb. What about you?
Person1: Same bro, just Zjierb
by NotFinch September 3, 2021
Get the Zjierbmug. Is that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected. So sayeth the Unraveled Paladin of the TRUE Sonic the Hedgehog, Brian David Gilbert.
Person 1: Oh my- oh aah, mm-mm.
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: Yeah, it's just these pickles, mm...
Person 2: They better not be bad, I just bought them.
Person 1: No this one's just one I bit into is a bit zjierbed.
Person 2: ... Alright then.
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: Yeah, it's just these pickles, mm...
Person 2: They better not be bad, I just bought them.
Person 1: No this one's just one I bit into is a bit zjierbed.
Person 2: ... Alright then.
by aBDGfan February 16, 2021
Get the Zjierbmug. that feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squisher than you expected.
First used by Brian David Gilbert on his Youtube channel following an existential song and fur coat wearing dance routine in the snow.
First used by Brian David Gilbert on his Youtube channel following an existential song and fur coat wearing dance routine in the snow.
by kitmillion February 16, 2021
Get the zjierbmug.