Uptown funk

A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights

“DUDEEE Jessica agreed to doing the uptown funk with me!”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Tony Uptown

A girl or guy that tries really hard to act wealthy but in reality is lower class and most likely leases all their b&ws...

sally: omg lindsay tries so fucking hard to seem rich . like, we know both your parents work at McDonalds
raul: yeah for real, she is a tony uptown

by Sarasota Bitch March 29, 2016

Cincinnati Uptown

When you and your honey run out of depression medication and have to fuck to feel human again.

"We gotta stop doing the Cincinnati Uptown, babe."

by Princess of Armenia March 30, 2015

uptown nigga

A person of colour that is wealthy, rich or well off

Yo I ain't like those punk ass niggas, I got money in the bank I'm a uptown nigga.

by Gillyweed321 December 8, 2013

uptown hoe

one of those bitches who always wanna say somthin'
she thank she great an all
but she just a hoe

lil' kim is one motha fuckin uptown hoe

by kamokills July 1, 2008

Uptown Girl

When a girl comes to "study" at the Male Yeshiva University campus library located in Uptown Manhattan just to get guys. This only applies when she comes in full make up and dress clothes. She usually will "study" there several times per week.

Bro, the library is swarming with Uptown Girls, who needs Jdate?

by YUSTUDENT November 6, 2014

uptown/downtown

uptown is the high tops. down town is the low tops

by doweeze fa sheeze May 13, 2003