The Breath Of Versailles

When you have not had a penis enlargement surgery yet you make the dating market volatile eith your strokes

Person 1: are you making the dating market volatile?
Person 2: Yes
Person: Good...you are "The Breath Of Versailles"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapiens who got hit with a machete on their left forearm.

Person 1: Have you ever gotten hit by a machete on your left forearm?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles"

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

The Breath of Versailles

When you 90/10 guess on a mathematical test.

Person 1: Hey, do you guess on tests?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Okay..The Breath Of Versailles.

by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

When you parkour roll on a roof.

Person 1: Hey..do you like parkour rolling on a roof?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are The Breath Of Versailles

by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles.

What I call myself.

Person 1: Hey, brother, are you okay?
Person 2: Yes, I am The Breath Of Versailles.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles. January 2, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

When you kill people.

Person 1: Hey, do you kill people.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now The Breath Of Versailles.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 7, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call a person when they slip on a piece of dog feces (shit).

Person 1: Hey, dude...have you ever slipped on a piece of dog feces?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now The Breath Of Versailles.

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 9, 2025