restaurant limbo

When your waiter asks you for your order too soon and then disappears for a half hour. You're ready to take your order but mean while they're outside taking a smoke break and chatting with their co-worker... then they're shifts over and you're stuck in this limbo until the next waiter finally notices you've been sitting there forever.

My waitress disappeared and I was in restaurant limbo for the next 15 minutes until I finally got the attention of another waiter.

Foamy the Squirrel brutalized the dumb bitch waiter who disappeared for 30 minutes before he could get his food ordered.

by datfriendofsquirlz January 10, 2012

restaurant atm

When you pay the meal with a credit card and collect cash from your co-diners.

Cough up some cash mofo, i'll put the whole bill on my card. I love to visit the restaurant atm -- fee free.

by janitorforfree April 10, 2008

restaurant can

The effect that working at a restaurant has on on a woman's ass. Over time as the woman indulges in more and more free food, her ass increases in size on the same curve. Also known as restaurant ass.

That waitress must have been working here at least 6 months with a restaurant can like that.

by chrisemc October 24, 2017

restaurant widow

A person who is in a relationship with somebody who works in the hospitality industry (i.e. chef, restaurant owner, waiter, barman), who never sees them because they work unsociable hours (weekends, late nights etc), so much so that they may as well be a widow.

Does Faye have a husband, we've never seen him?
She's a restaurant widow.
Ah, that explains it.

by thiscouldberyan November 16, 2017

email restaurant

A restaurant so good you have to E-mail your friends about it.

"By Scott! The food at this restaurant is delicious, I must e-mail my friends about it. That means that this is an email restaurant!"

by BobBoblaw August 30, 2013

Restaurant Eater

A person who prefers to eat many sides with their meals even at home like a restaurant. Will not eat a dish by itself.

Cheyenne is a restaurant eater, she wants olives, sun-dried tomatoes, and artichoke hearts with her pizza.

by Michelen Man November 8, 2023

Restaurant Roll

1. A pre-determined path of 4 restaurants highlighting the best of a city or neighborhood's cuisine

2. The best way to see the most of a city in one evening

3. A grown-up bar crawl

My folks were only in town for one night so I decided to take them on a Restaurant Roll so I could give them a taste of four restaurants rather than just one.

by Walker Ranger June 20, 2011