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The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapiens who gives handshakes and shows penis.
Person 1: Do you give handshakes and show penis?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You are "The Breath Of Versailles".

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapiens who got hit with a machete on their left forearm.
Person 1: Have you ever gotten hit by a machete on your left forearm?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles"

The Breath Of Versailles

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are "The Breath Of Versailles"

The Breath Of Versailles

When you have not had a penis enlargement surgery yet you make the dating market volatile eith your strokes
Person 1: are you making the dating market volatile?
Person 2: Yes
Person: Good...you are "The Breath Of Versailles"

The Breath Of Versailles. 

What I call myself.
Person 1: Hey, brother, are you okay?
Person 2: Yes, I am The Breath Of Versailles.