Hillbilly Speedball

When a redneck mixes Oxycontin with five hour energy drinks to get high.

Beauregard:"We got so wasted on Oxys last night."

Ewalt:"Did you get the nods"

Beauregard:"No man we each took a Hillbilly Speedball it kept us up raging all night"

purple skittle hippie speedball

by dirty estaban August 16, 2010

Yuppie Speedball

An unwise mix of overpriced coffee and prescription sleep aids.

Traveler 1: Why are you taking a Starbucks double espresso with you on the plane? I thought you said you were going to try and sleep off your jet lag?
Traveler 2: Oh that won't be a problem, I'll take an Ambien.
Traveler 1: Is that safe? That's like some kind of Yuppie Speedball.
Traveler 2: Like what killed Jim Belushi?
Traveler 1: No, you mean John Belushi, but yes.

by Uberhart Monkeybert November 29, 2009

hippie speedball

the exhilarating and simple combination of caffine and marijuana.

prep cook 1 "Did you smoke before you came in to work tonight?"
prep cook 2 "yeah, I usually do."
prep cook 1: "I wish I had. Though, I'd probably just be falling asleep right now."
prep cook 2: "That's why I drink so much caffine."
prep cook 1: "ah, the Hippie Speedball."

by ladykatey July 31, 2006

Northwest Speedball

The Northwest (USA) version of the classic speedball douse.

To combine espresso coffee shots with marijuana hits in rapid succession.

Shane and Rick were local coffee shop parking lot doing Northwest Speedballs before they headed for the local rock show in downtown Seattle.

by Lodoc October 24, 2009

Suburban speedball

A recreational drug combination used by suburban housewives. Instead of the traditional cocaine-heroin mix, this speedball is usually vicadin, valium or oxycodone with a latte chaser.

After a hard day of shopping at the mall, Diana settled down with Oprah and a Starbucks-Valium suburban speedball.

by gjn413 February 13, 2010

Kentucky Speedball

An injected mix of methamphetamine and oxycontin.

That chick they found in the port-a-pottie OD'd from a Kentucky speedball.

by PoppyMann July 5, 2007

green speedball

A large joint and a Limeade Mountain Dew® Kickstart™

Start your day with a green speedball for a productive burst of energy.

The green speedball is the productive stoner's answer to hating coffee.

Built for people with a relatively tame substance-abuse pattern, the green speedball will nevertheless test it.

by Auloi November 29, 2016