Southampton shimmy

When there’s work to be done, dance your way out of it.

He’s going to Southampton shimmy now that it’s time to work!

by Jawn215 March 15, 2024

Southampton Worzels

The Southampton Worzels are a collective of Worzels that band together to support Southampton FC. They attend every home and away game and sometimes even via their horses and wagons. The Worzels are the closest thing they have to a firm, much bigger clubs on the south cost like Portsmouth and Brighton view them as soft yokals. The dialect of Southampton and their supports are that of a farming decent, it is a strong mixture of west country and worzel gummidge. They have an extremely rustic characteristic and adore the crow master.

The Southampton Worzels might sing: "Oh when the Worzels, go marching in, Oh when the Worzels go Marching in. I want to be in that number, Oh when the Worzels go marching in".

by Wurzel Slayer June 17, 2024

Southampton St Rodeo

When you wake up a person from a narcotics overdose that becomes combative and you jump on their back and go for a ride as long as you can

"Hey, did you hear Katie did a Southampton St Rodeo the other night? She held on for 17 seconds!"

"Wow, that beats Bobby's old record by 6 seconds!"

by Ronald Ulysses Swanson Esq. February 19, 2025

southampton fc

a fucking shithole, don’t go there as it’s a soulless bowl with no atmosphere. mighty pompeys clear of them nitty scums.

knob: i wanna go to st mary’s park!
smart guy: nah it’s a fucking shithole down there with no atmosphere. go to fratton park where there’s a real atmosphere is.
southampton fc.

by LLNO February 27, 2025