Shark week

The time that a woman has PMS until her period is over. Usually refers to her bitchy mood and the unpleasantness of being in her presence during that time.

Giving men a signal to stay clear of her for their own safety.

When a woman becomes hard to rationalize with for several days in a row.

She’s been a bitch the last few days, it must be shark week.

Shark week by A.Cinko December 15, 2025

Shark Week. 

A week long television series about sharks. Their eating habits, how strong they are, how fast they can bite off your arm, leg, or rip you in half. They're fucking SHARKS. Watch it, and try to live every week like it's Shark Week.

"Did you just change the Channel?"
"Yeah, it was some boring documentary."
"Get the fuck out of my house. It's SHARK WEEK."

Shark Week. by rbjuarez August 1, 2010

Shark Week relationship 

A relationship that lasts approximately 1 week, and revolves around shark week, as this is perhaps the only thing these two people have in common. The two were brought together by their love of shark week, spent shark week together in a shark induced state of bliss, but then realized there relationship was doomed to fail when sharks were no longer a large part of their life together.

Kate and Audi had a fulfilling one week relationship, which consisted of watching shark week, making shark based puns, and posting shark themed posts on facebook. Yet when shark week ended there was a deafening silence on either side, as neither knew what, if anything, could fill the void that shark week had left. It was definitely a Shark Week Relationship.

Shark Week relationship by AUDINASH August 30, 2011

shark week period 

when you do swimming on your period and sharks attack your vaginal area because of the smell

It's shark week period wear a tampon

shark week period by sierra gucci March 8, 2017

SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA

Shark week whoohaha was a word invented by 2 couples! When the guys get there hopes up about sexy time ;) but the girls ruin the week with it being their week :(

B: “Babe you wanna do….”
G: “It’s shark week”
B: “SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA”

SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA by Dickerson.ster April 4, 2022

Shark week and chill 

It's where you ask to hangout with your most favorite person and devote an entire week to watching sharks and eatting yummy food like you're shark!

Hey Bob! Do you want to Shark week and chill? Shark week starts July 26!

Shark week and chill by Mr háñdsòme June 30, 2023

Golden Shark Week

Getting your period (i.e your shark week) on while Discovery Channel's shark week is airing.

Amy: Weird, I got my shark week on shark week this year.
Tammy: Awesome, that means it's your golden shark week!

Golden Shark Week by Crybug June 9, 2015