WHENever you have a fat penis but your balls haven’t dropped. Kinda like playing the packers and jumping into the stands, however you are can’t score a touchdown. So you will never be able to do the “lombardi leap” into the stands.
After a promising doctor’s visit i was thinking my whole life’s journey would be heard, however i was lumbardicked and now my dreams are even more narrow than before.
by jadynpruitt July 23, 2024
Get the lumbardicked mug.The wee'ist of the Great Lakes formed when one pulls out of doggy at the moment of convulsion and spews a puddle large enough to completely cover the tramp stamp.
The young lad, at the point of coital eruption, retracted his wanker and dispersed a slightly viscous man-made lake on the young lasses lower backside and proudly named it Lake Lumbar!
by Hugh Jardon 1965 December 12, 2023
Get the Lake Lumbar mug.The L5 Lumbar vertebra is the lowest and largest of the lumbar vertebrae, for this reason it is used interchangeably with the word ASS. If you can't say curse words on certain platforms, this is a delightfully stupid substitute
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