Langers

People who slide into multiple DMs across all social platforms. Ultimately breaking the hearts of hundreds of women at a time.

That guy over there is a typical langers, notifications going off all night!

by TruthSpeaker2025 March 18, 2025

Langers

A portmanteau of low bangers. Refers to large, low-hanging breasts that swing with authority and zero concern for modern bra propaganda.

"Damn, them some langers!"
"Without a bra on, her langers are down to her knee."

by SCREW Magazine January 18, 2026

Jacob Lingershoz

He has too thic of a beard to see his blush, but it's in there somewhere.

Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.

Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.

"Yo, shnoz what's up"
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."

by ayyyy yo November 2, 2021