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juggalos

someone who listens and is devoted to bands such as Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Dark Lotus, Blaze, ABK, Esham, Zug Island, Jumpsteady, etc. can usually be found wearing the merchandise, but being a juggalo is not about your wallet, it's about your heart and soul. real juggalos understand and follow the dark carnival and the meaning of the 6 joker cards. juggalos dont take shit from anybody. they have a true love for the music and give no fucks about anything except the juggalo family. juggalos will be down with the clown for life.
"And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans. And I said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans. 10 juggalos is priceless."
-Violent J
by i stab people July 17, 2004
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Juggalettes/Juggalos

I juggalette/juggalo is not someone who is all about violence, even though it is portrayed in the music, it's not what it's all about. We're a family because we all have the same values, or went through similar shit in our lives. Stickin together close to help each other get by, and no it's not about the music, it's about the way you live, not giving a fuck what other people say, but beating them down to get a point acrossed if you have to. Think we're violent just because we stand up for ourselves. If your family was getting bashed constantly simply for who we are you'd be pissy too. We are who we are and that's never going to change no matter what any whiney haters have to say. We're just like everyone else, just because we don't fit in the norm don't mean we dont' fit at all.
-Little juggalette.
by ZebraQueen May 26, 2009
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juggalos

Juggalos are hard to find. Many people paint their faces, sport the axe and say that they are Juggalos, but it takes more than that. It takes someone to look at a person, not people. People are grouped so often, by stereotypes based on their race, where they live, what kind of music they listen to. TRUE juggalos look past all this shit and see each person for who they are. If you are a good person then true Juggalos will be cool with you, but if you are a douchebag who beats your wife, it doesnt matter what kind of music you listen to, what car you drive, you are a piece of shit. Actions are what true Juggalos base their opinions on, not stereotypes.

Juggalos also have clown love, and love for life in general. Other than that Juggalos basically just need to be fans of Psychopathic records.

Every Juggalo/ette walks his/her path. And true juggalo/ettes respect that every person needs to walk their own path. You lose their respect if you become a bad person.

Oh yeah....and us Juggalos still paint our faces and sport the axe every once in a while too. So i'll see all the Juggalos in Shangri-La while all these haters fry in the pit.

Clown Love everyone.
True Juggalos: Whats up man?
Imposter: Not much man, ima drink some faygo and go fuck those faggots over there up.
True Juggalo: Whatever. (goes to a party and has a wicked ass time chillin with his homies.)
by Shangri-La Prophet May 18, 2007
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juggaho

A fake, superficial fan of ICP/Psychopathic Records. A bitch-ass mark with no loyalties and no priorities.
That mutha facku Shane ain't nuttin' but a fuckin' fake-ass Juggaho!
by Aintyo Bidness August 14, 2003
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juggalos

One who is down with the clown. (A fan of ICP/anyone on Psycopatic records)
Juggalos are often judged because of the controversial music they listen to.
by emma March 16, 2005
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juggaloism

A religion, Juggaloism is god based. The Joker's cards relate to the different parts of god and religion and spirtitual, its like Christianity, but with wicked shit.
Idiot: Juggalos and Juggaloism is bullshit satanist religion!!!

Me: Listen to Thy Unveiling. Nothing else to say.
by PsychopathicRydaZ August 6, 2006
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juggalos

Definition by most, would be a brainwashed, drug-addicted, white trash, overweight, face-painted, dumbass loser faggot who worships ICP.

I for one am a juggalo and I don't fit that description. I live in suburbia and my family is quite rich. I have never been abused or beaten in anyway and my parents treat me really well. I don't fight with my family like some douchebag loser who can't respect those who have given him life. I have good grades in school, all A's and B's and I generally do very well on standardized tests. I am not on any drugs and I have never committed a crime.

I am the true vision of what a juggalo is. When Violent J envisioned juggalos, I would be a good example of what he wanted. I enjoy and feel ICP's music, which is why I chose to become a juggalo. I don't hate people who aren't juggalos, as most of my friends are not juggalos. I'm generally nice and trustworthy to people and have a very positive outlook on life. Also, I'm open minded and I embrace individuality and thinking for yourself. I don't just follow everything ICP say and do (they dissed Dr. Dre, but Dr. Dre is one of my favorite rappers). I don't hate unless I'm hated on.

Many people claim to be juggalos these days, but few actually are. I often hear of ICP shows where trash is left everywhere and people are beaten and raped. Those amongst the group of fans at the show who committed such acts are not juggalos, they are assholes. For those of you who hate juggalos because of what you think they are, I don't blame you. Many supposed "juggalos" these days are nothing more than fakes. But just to let you know, there are true juggalos out there, juggalos like me, who aren't douchebags.
guy 1: Hey look at that juggalo beating down that defenseless man.

guy 2: those people disgust me.

juggalo: what the fuck, I'ma stop this fucker.
*runs over to supposed "juggalo" and kicks his ass. Then he helps the assaulted man up.*
You alright man?

assaulted man: yeah, I'm fine, thanks man, that juggalo was probably going to kill me.

juggalo: that's not a juggalo, he's just some fake ass loser. He can sport all the facepaint he wants and listen to Psychopathic Records all his life, but he will never be a juggalo.

assaulted man: oh really, are you sure about that?

juggalo: Yeah I'm sure, if he's beating down defenseless people than he truly doesn't understand what a juggalo is.

assaulted man: How do you know all this?

Juggalo: Because I'm a juggalo, a real juggalo.

assaulted man: Oh, well you don't seem like a bad guy, maybe I was wrong about you juggalos.

*they shake hands and part ways. The two guys who watched as the fake juggalo beat down the man now sit silent, thinking about what had transpired in front of them. They now have a new view on juggalos, a positive view, and will no longer stereotype juggalos as redneck-moron-douchebags.*
by Dr. Cube March 24, 2008
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