Jackie Chan Adventures

A semi-sucessful children's cartoon show from the early 2000s. Featuring a cartoon version of Chinese Martial Artist and movie star Jackie Chan and fictional friends. The episodes would conclude with supposed questions from young fans for Jackie. He would try to answer them to the best of his abillity, but his lack of being able to speak English caused him to fail and he'd wind up saying a sentence of random words.
Wow, on Jackie Chan Adventures, Jackie really sucks ass at English.
by oboemastah July 27, 2007
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jackie chans

Rhyming slang for cans, usually of the beer filled variety.
-Fancy a few Jackie Chans?

-Heino yeah?

-Yeah!

-Sound
by Leemeister August 1, 2008
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jackie chan movie

A Jackie Chan movie is slang for watching a porno.
A Jackie Chan movie is slang for watching a porno.

Ex:
Steve: Wanna watch a Jackie Chan movie?
Greg: Like Rush Hour 2?
Steve: Nah man like back door sluts 9!
Greg: Jackie Chan is in that?
Steve: Nah man I just call em' Jackie Chan movies because they kick ass man!
Greg: 😂😂😂
by Gregoryhotchkiss January 7, 2017
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jackie chan mojo

An act where you think you are Jackie Chan in a fight.
Did you see Amber Hatmaker use her Jackie Chan mojo, because I sure as hell didn't. All i saw was hair pullin.
by deesnuts6969 March 13, 2011
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jackie chan your ass

1.To put a severe ass-whoopin' on someone.
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object
1.Nigger, you stole my bike, I'll Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass
by man with a terrible smell June 29, 2009
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Any movie exhibiting both mixed martial arts and flying people, as in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," "House of Flying Daggers," "Forbidden Kingdom," "Hero," "Curse of the Golden Flower," and so on.

** In order to be truly Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan, the characters must defy gravity to a hilarious degree.
Bob: "Crouching dragon hidden... what? What the hell is that about?"

Joe: "It's like Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan. It's awesome. Just shut up and watch."
by ThatsTooBad July 4, 2010
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A gaming phrase that tells a pro to stop losing in an epic way.
Come on dude! Fight like a man Jackie Chan!! The noob is becoming better than you bro!! YEAH!!
by Rednerdyglassesgirl February 7, 2015
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