by mitch dawwwg July 27, 2008

A martial art form using all instinct and characteristics of mother nature and all creatures in the forrest of london and kenya (common strikes) sheep kick,dillo stomp,cucumber chop,and twisty taco sack these moves are often designed to land on the east side of ones flank and are designed to be fatal strike
mr.toratelli:im a black belt in kenyan grandfather rolex
honey bees:yeah yeah tortise slap me on your own time
mr.toratelli:youll regret this
honey bees:lil bitch
mr.toratelli:(beating ass)
honey bees:i apologize guy
honey bees:yeah yeah tortise slap me on your own time
mr.toratelli:youll regret this
honey bees:lil bitch
mr.toratelli:(beating ass)
honey bees:i apologize guy
by toratelli none the less January 21, 2010

Rolex bot is one of the trash bot in the history of discord bots the bot nukes your server not anti nuke don't add!!!!!!
by Suka Blyat Loves You June 14, 2022

by mb82 September 18, 2006

A watch company, founded in 1905 in the UK. Typically more than 4,000 dollars (due to the rare, expensive materials used to make them).
To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.
Some rich guys: Hey, like my watch?
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself
by Buttered Quayle January 26, 2019

Some nigga named after a watch lol, he funny though, and cute, and sexy😩lord I just wanna suck his—- wait we getting too off topic, uhh uhh shit.
Fuck me Rolex, FUCK ME PLEASE
by lol idk leave me alone November 22, 2021

Lil rolex is literally the greatest rapper alive and saved the rap game with multiple hit singles such as in my drop top, letter 2 grandparents and save da ocean. Some say lil rolex is even the modern day tupac.
by Lil rolex unofficial November 10, 2018
