(Also: highway herpes)
An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.
An ailment suffered by those who have spent many hours (or days) in a row traveling the interstate or comparable highway system. Symptoms include persistent headache, grogginess, joint aches and a general fuzziness of the mind.
The two of them were reluctant to talk; interstate illness had properly set in some hours ago and it made conversation hard to focus on.
by NotPieGuy March 20, 2025
Get the Interstate illnessmug. An honorable sex act that begins with being bored on a road trip, this act usually involves at least two guys. First the passenger must get on top of the driver and begin having Anal sex, while bouncing on top of the driver they must start making out with each other vigorously. After that, due to the drivers riders visual restrictions, the driver must use his tongue to guide the rider how to steer the car. The rider then uses his ass cheeks to turn the steering wheel in whatever direction the drivers tongue pushes in his mouth. This act is preferably to only be done on interstates where the turns are limited.
“Hey I’ve been driving for a while and I’m a little tired, should we put it in interstate autopilot?”
by Autopilotman123 July 27, 2025
Get the Interstate Autopilotmug.