I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

by Mupmup2424 July 2, 2023

I ate a feet

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I ate a feet

by Txabi Etxebarrieta July 2, 2022

i ate

I ate. I ate the whole plate. I ate yo momma. I ate yo dad. I ate the universe

"i ate"
"Bitch no you did not💀"

by my name is niko and im gay December 24, 2021

Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC

A non-apologetic response for doing something annoying but harmless in a video game. Framing it as if you just ate KFC and you "accidentally" did something. e.g., killing your friend in a video game, killing his animal in a video game, ext. Usually used when playing on controller.

Person 1: "Bro, why did you kill me?!"
Person 2: "Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC."

by HORNYMOTHER November 18, 2025