Baton Rouge Hoedown

Where three homeless men share a single pair of socks and shoes in a subway restaurant.

I couldn't order my sandwich at subway because there was a Baton Rouge Hoedown in progress.

by cleves August 04, 2023

hoedown throughdown

the most retarded song and dance EVER!!!!!!! the first time i heard it i thought i was gona throw up!!!! (especially because it was by Miley Cyrus)(yuck!!!)

Friend: Hey!! I want to show you this video on YouTube!
Me: Ok. What do you want to show me?
Friend: This......(hoedown throughdown dance)
Me: (running done the hallway to the bathroom holding my mouth closed so I dont throw up on the floor.)
Friend: Are you ok?!?!?!?!

by ammi123 November 20, 2009

Texas hoedown

A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.

Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.

by Zeccede July 25, 2018

Hoedown

Where a bunch of married or just girlfriends get together and twerk on single, married, or just boyfriends that the girls dont know. Usually resulting in sex after ward because the boys love them twerking on their dicks. This causing the girl to suck his big, hairy, hard cock and use lots and lots of tongue when kissing. The hoes usually are less likely to yelp because they get sooooooooo much dick and have lots and lots more sexual experiences then any other group of girls. Some hoes prefer to have sex in groups. This is a uncommon case though. 🍆 + 🍩 = OH DADDY, 👌, 👶 (unless you use a condom and it doesn’t rip for the “👶”)

Girl: OH MY FUCK ME HARDER YOU DIRTY, DIRTY BITCH!OH YES, YOUR MY DADDY!
Guy: Mmmmmmmhh baby lets go faster! I could do this all night with how sweet and juicy your boobs, pussy ,mouth, AND ass are!! 👅

HOEDOWN FOR LIFE

by just kill me plz #emolife June 17, 2018