hair metal

A genre that like most genre of music has some good bands but also has some posers. The posers really make the genre look bad.

An example of a good bands would be Motley Crew.

An example of a poser band would be Kiss. They are more of a travelling theatrical group than they are actually a band.

But I must say Hair Metal really isn't metal at all. Nothing is heavy about it.

Me: What is your fav. type of metal.
Person: I like hair metal.
Me: But I said metal.
Person: They are metal, they have alot of hair.
Me: That has nothing to do with anything.

by Okita-Kun October 10, 2005

Hair metal hoochie mama

A woman (usually a mother) that has big hair, still listens to 80s hair metal and likes to reminisce about the good ol' days of being a rocker chick.

My friends think my mom is so cool cause she's a hair metal hoochie mama that likes to have fun.

by SaraTranker92 September 17, 2017

stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout

When Jake Paul makes a new video.

You: watching Youtube

You: ANOTHER JAKE PAUL!! I GON HAVE A stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout!!@@#!@!#

by 243wrthjewirnjwebtr3j,tr3wr May 1, 2019

HairMetalAddict

Petty, self-righteous moderator on Last FM and possible gay lover of bmxgamer. Has truly awful taste in music and no discernible sense of humor. Also Kurt Cobain once touched him in his swimsuit place.

Turn ons include bmxgamer, cock rock, Wicca, vegetarianism, music reviews, and hair spray. Turn offs include MySpace, substance, Christianity, industrial music, logic and freedom.

HairMetalAddict is the most hated moderator on Last FM for good reason.

by I killed Alice Cooper June 4, 2009