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flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!
mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.
by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019
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Flex Tape Duo

the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex
John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?

John 2- cause that shit water proof

John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE
by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018
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