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Felony Flashers

During police motor vehicle traffic stops, a guilty minded or actual felon driver may activate his/her flashing hazard lights, as seen through years of traffic stop statistics.
The suspect pulled over and turned on their felony flashers, alerting me to their possible illegal activity
by chiefwiggims August 9, 2009
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felony mobile

A vehicle which, based on its body style, paint, and rims, may be, or may have been used in the commission of a felony.
"Wow! Look at that '87 Monte Carlo SS. With that rusty grey primer all over it, and the 24 inch rims that probably cost more than the car itself, it HAS to be a felony mobile."

"I'm pretty sure that the house on the corner is a drug house. They have felony mobiles driving in and out at all hours of the day. Imapalas, Caprices, Monte Carlos, what more evidence do you need?"
by Mister_Chairman November 4, 2009
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Felony Speed

Exceeding the posted speed limit by such a large margin that if clocked by the authorities, your "Speeding Ticket," involves a Bailbondsman, a lawyer and an impound fee. Exceptions include: A pregnant woman giving birth and any wound requiring more than 12 stitches to either yourself or a passenger (Both are valid only when enroute to a hospital).
Felony Speed." ex: Driving 116mph in a 65mph zone and getting clocked on radar by police. Double points on your license if it was in a construction zone. You can't talk your way out of a ticket if the officer has his gun drawn and is performing a "Felony Stop."
by Sky_Pirate7222 November 30, 2010
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felony jacket

A jacket with a hole in the pocket where you can hide drugs inside the lining of the jacket itself. Seems like your pockets are empty but if you search between the fabric all around the sleeves and or any where in the jacket itself things could be hidden there.
Hey I'm wearing my felony jacket so give me the bud and I'll hide it
by Felony jacket December 24, 2016
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Felony Murder

It’s basically when you have intent of committing a federal crime like robbery. When you’re doing it and someone dies in the process you’ll get charge with it.
2 siblings robs the store and the store owner kills the guy and the other one survives . The survivor goes to jail and be charged with felony murder because it’s basically his fault that his sibling died.
by Zideo June 27, 2023
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Felony Blunt

A blunt with over 20.0 grams of marijuana inside. Possession of over 20.0 grams is considered a felony in most states.
Damn I rolled a felony blunt son -yesterday mornin son - smoked dat shit to tha dome and I just woke up fo minutes ago
by Peejizzle May 26, 2008
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Felony Dick Fishin'

Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.
After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.
by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012
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